If you are like me, you are constantly trying to find the best online deal for home delivery essentials.

And if you are also like me, you’ve come across Target.com’s customer reviews of Scott’s brand Toilet Tissue Paper.

If we happened to be separated at birth, you have been a fan of Scott’s Toilet Paper since you were born in 1981.

It is my distinct pleasure to present Target’s Toilet Paper Reviews for your viewership needs.

All things change, Karen.
Charlie, Antique Roads Show called and said the 9 year old 12 pack of toilet paper is now worth $5. Please redeem your earnings at antiquesroadshow.com.
You’re quite the detective, Anthony, but it sounds like the only thing that is ripe right now is your rear.
Your wiping technique is flawed, Karen. Bunch the toilet paper, BUNCH IT!