Here are the top ten ways to lose a job in 10 days.

  • Drunk dial a client.
  • Jump in a pool at a corporate hotel party.
  • Ignore everyone and don’t talk to anyone.
  • Pretend you are home sick like Ferris Bueller but never return.
  • Pretend to work.
  • Completely ignore your boss.
  • Get a huge account then ignore it.
  • Get pregnant.
  • Pass on a title raise.
  • Get high at a corporate event.