Here are the top ten ways to lose a job in 10 days.
- Drunk dial a client.
- Jump in a pool at a corporate hotel party.
- Ignore everyone and don’t talk to anyone.
- Pretend you are home sick like Ferris Bueller but never return.
- Pretend to work.
- Completely ignore your boss.
- Get a huge account then ignore it.
- Get pregnant.
- Pass on a title raise.
- Get high at a corporate event.
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