
- I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
- All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Schulz
- Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. Lynda Barry
- You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you’re married to a couch that burps. Rosanne Barr
- Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. Carroll Bryant
- Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. Will Ferrell
- I wanted to make it a really special Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. Tracy Smith
- Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet. Katharine Lee Bates
- I want to acquire you the way Facebook acquired Instagram. Happy Valentine’s Day!
- Can officially confirm that the way to a man’s heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him. Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary
- I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find your glasses cannot be ignored. Cameron Esposito
- If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin
- Will you be my Valentine? That was a rhetorical question, you have no choice- we’re married.
- Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford
- Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day.
- I don’t do Valentine’s Day. But I love half price chocolate day.
- I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
- I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you. Dwight Schruite, The Office
- You suck less than most people.
- Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. Richard Jeni
- A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.
- Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller
- Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone. Lewis Black
- There is nobody else I’d rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to. Happy Valentine’s Day!
- Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. George Burns
- You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread. Mike Primavera
- I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature. Jane Austen
- If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something. Fran Lebowitz
- Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that. Michael Leunig
- I love you because you are almost exactly like me and I’m the best.
- Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Robert Frost
- Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
- The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you. Markus Zusak, The Book Tief
- Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic. Frida Kahlo
- That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call them something else. Jim Baker, Sixteen Candles
- If grass can grow through cement, love can find you every times. Cher
- Love is being stupid together. Paul Valery
- Only once in your life I truly believe you find someone who can completely turn your world around. Bob Marley
- I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me! Jenny Han, All The Boys I’ve Loved Before
- Today is Valentine’s Day, – or, as men like to call it, EXTORTION DAY! Jay Leno
- Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January. Jim Gaffigan
- True love comes quietly without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal
- Remember, your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words. Melanie White
- What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. Pearl Bailey
- I was married by a judge. I should’ve asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
- A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Tim Allen
- Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. Mae West
- It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes. Lucille Ball
- I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too – for being married so many times. Elizabeth Taylor
- Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce
- You are the cause of why my eyeglasses fog.
- You are the rainbow to my unicorn.
- Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. Phyllis Schlafly
- The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. Tom Robbins

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Miss your posts Leverage Ambition.
TY Storyteller! I will try to get into the swing of things again, stay tuned! 🙂