10 Sales Memes for a Good Laugh

In a way we are all salespeople, aiming to please and get the acceptance of others for likability, pride and most of all, money! Being in sales is not for the meek, you need a heart of gold and the ability to brush off neigh sayers that will reject your proposal via an email block, curse words, or my personal favorite, the response only with remove in the body! Awesome sauce!

I have seen it all, from hostile house wives to nasty executives, some people just do not liked to be pitched over email or telephone. Whatever you are selling, they just aren’t buying it! With that being said I have found the top sales memes that play on all the funny emotions sales people go through as they help try to promote new business. Enjoy!

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Ugh. We can all relate to this. How is it legal that the government can take away half of our hard earned commission checks? Somehow it is and every time I am stumped by the flagrant slice of pie that is taken by good ole Uncle Sam before it is deposited in my bank account. Yikes!

 

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The stress of getting, signing, contracting, getting all processed and finalized can cause premature wrinkles. Over the last 5 years I feel like I have aged 15 with the amount of hand holding I have had to do with clients and coworkers. Oy vey!

 

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I have one potential client that saus this every time. Ain’t got time for that!

4. So interesting to over hear others talk about similar products and how they either help or hurt their business in some way. I find it funny too when the potential client complains about the competitor, but still decides to stay with them! Jeez louise.

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You have to ride or die here folks, and live, breath, act, walk, talkyour sale. Failure only is good when you learn from it and adjust.

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Coffee, coffee, coffee! It is the only way to bust out 1,900 introduction emails in one hour so you can sit and watch Netflix the rest of the day. Wha, wha, what?! No Netflix at work, duh guys.

7.

This is the worst. You know management really hates you when they ask you to train the underpaid newbee they hired so they can do your job for half the money. Good luck with that!

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Why is it that non- sales executives that have no idea how to sell and maintain accounts get to decide our fates? Unrealistic sales goals are such a bummer and can sometimes be counter productive. It is always good to talk to your sales person before hand to find out what they think there sales goal should be to get an idea of what they think they can accomplish.

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Dude! This is awful. There is always that guy who thinks he is Tom Brady. Step back bro! Just because your parents still pay your rent doesn’t mean your poop doesn’t stink. Giddy up boy, better get that next sale!

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Why is it that every new sales job you take you are in tiger blood beast mode than 2 months later you are over it? Brenda in finance is why. You just don’t care like Brenda in finance who is living off your sales cuts. Sarcasm delivered to you sales freaks! Here’s to your next inked contract! 👍😎🦄🛫🌞🎅👩‍🚀

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