8 Retro Gamer Jokes

1. Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives.

2. There are no easter eggs up here, go away!

3. YOLO

4. I’m a cool guy. I got a girlfriend.

5. Doing your homework is more important than Assassins Creed.

6. Dude I ate a lot, let me f@$%$% rest.

7. We played Minecraft before it was cool.

8. Hey Crystal Maiden, why didn’t you get wards