- Why do mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping!
- What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.
- Where do mistletoe go to become famous? “Holly”wood!
- What do sheep say to each other at Christmas time? Merry Christmas to EWE!
- What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list everything you want!
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
- How is the Christmas alphabet different from the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas Alphabet has NO EL.
- What do the else sing to Santa Claus on his birthday? Freeze a JOLLY GOOD FELLOW.
- What do vampires put on their Christmas Turkey? Grave-y.
- What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door!
- What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake!
- What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
- What do you call an old snowman? Water!
- What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? The letter D!
- What goes “oh, oh, oh”? Santa walking backwards!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I’ve forgotten my name again!
- What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
- How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for the weather to get warmer!
- Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.
- What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jingle bells, jungle bells!
- What’s impossible to overtake at Christmas? The three wide men!
- Who is Frosty’s favorite aunt? Aunt Africa.
- How do penguins drink? Out of beakers.
- What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snow ball.
- Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snow bank.
- What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker? Frosty the Dough Man.
- What falls but doesn’t hurt itself? Snow.
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Krispies.
- What do frown up snowmen call young snowmen? CHILL-dren
- What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues.
- Why are Christmas trees bad a sewing? They always drop their needles.
- What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane.
- Which one of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph.
- Why is it so cold at Christmas? It’s in Decem-berrr.
- Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
- What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis.
- Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
- What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer!
- What do elves eat for breakfast? Snow flakes!
- What do you call Santa at the beach? Sandy Claus!
- Where do snowmen go to dance? A snow ball!
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
- What do you call an old snowman? Water!
- Where does the snowman keep his money? In a snowbank!
- What did one angel say to another? Halo there!
- Which one of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph!
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